We are working on a script which goes something like this: when a new iPad moves into the neighbourhood, Lionel Cormac (played by Willem Dafoe) can't help but have second thoughts. His neighbours dismiss his concerns but before long the trolls and addicts appear, and then we're knee-deep in a zombie-killing Internet fest, with Dafoe pumping shotguns and dragging electronics into the street to expose them to direct sunlight and God's wrath."I don't think the story really flows," Brendan commented after reading our first draft. "We go from a nice parable about how electronics fuel our need for constant contact to... well... frankly I don't know where the zombies come from." So we're re-writing the script to make it a bit less of an art film. And in the meantime, we hope you enjoy this more family-friendly and somewhat navel-gazing lesson about the perils of Internet addiction.